Monthly Archives: November 2010

day twelve

bad rodents chipmunks are weak they can’t even use Linux let’s all ignore them mind freak minds play tricks on you like when a magician’s mind works his arms and mouth mine freak coal miner’s daughter go down into that … Continue reading

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day eleven

golden age fucking Golden Girls it’s a pretty good show but why they all so old? shellfish lover can shellfish feel love? if not the seas are ablaze with tons of clam rape footballs were I a center I would say … Continue reading

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day ten

dumb ass what’s up with scarecrows? it’s just a shirt on a stick time to get hip, birds spoiler alert Planet of the Apes was set on Earth all along damn budget constraints tiger beat hey Siegfried and Roy please … Continue reading

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day nine

i’ll take the low road when I hear bagpipes I naturally assume a cop has just died groovy mystery scooby scooby doo where are you? seriously stupid fucking dog Rome if you want to bread and circuses thats all people … Continue reading

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giraffe fight

here is an idea my sister Synge had for a coffee mug inspired by “wild kingdom“.

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day eight

the last one is about the San Francisco Giants closer, not the Beach Boys guy.  I also changed it to be less racist. bold assertion Stalin and Hitler gonna go out on a limb they were bad people lethal weapon … Continue reading

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haiku review – The Shining

white psychic toddler teams up with Scatman Crothers to kill his parents* *been a while since I’ve seen it

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day seven

…and goblins cut through the graveyard the dead watch my every move don’t be hatin, ghosts bread winner french toast on french bread would be the longest breakfast twelve inches baby dental damn I’m at the dentist he tells me … Continue reading

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haiku review – Harry Potter and the Thing or Place*

*whatever, the new one. Harry Potter lives maybe not for much longer bitch still ain’t got laid

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day six

wild kingdom you can’t fight nature punch a giraffe in the mouth see how far you get Leif me alone pirates are hot now zombies get all the prom dates no love for Vikings aphorism they say “when pigs fly” … Continue reading

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