Monthly Archives: November 2010

day five

training day subway underground silver lightning in the dark a retard driving to the elderly lesbian who put her lock on my bike so I couldn’t go home bitter old Sapphite chaining up innocent bikes won’t make girls like you … Continue reading

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day four

there were bonus haiku on this day because I saw a chicken. true story walking home today saw a goddamn live chicken I’m like, what the fuck? Brooklyn’s finest baseball’s Gil Hodges despite what you think, could not breathe under … Continue reading

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day three

The assignment was to write three haiku about dinosaurs, pants, and metal (the material or the musical genre) respectively. I was not allowed to use the words dinosaur, pants, or metal. dinosaur sweet fossil fuels liquid archaeopteryx four bucks a gallon … Continue reading

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day two

it’s a gas, gas, gas with laser focus I watch Whoopi Goldberg’s hair in Jumpin Jack Flash don’t tell me what to do “catch a falling star” is great advice if you want to be burned and crushed under the … Continue reading

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day one

run forest run redwood tree so tall pompous as a gym teacher cut that fucker down stupid cat stripey stripey cat climbs up my back with his claws goddamnit Tumnus cheetahs never prosper oh chester cheetah cheesy orange tiger-man why … Continue reading

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