Monthly Archives: February 2011

day sixty – paintings that suck

why they all sitting same side of the damn table like in a sitcom / yellow flowers eh in the worst vase in the world? fucking boring. NEXT / oh no a lion! he’s going to eat that man! please … Continue reading

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day fifty nine – video games

got Pac Man fever goddamn ghosts are chasing me while I eat tic tacs / fuck you Donkey Kong throwing those barrels at me I’ll rip your face off / FINAL fantasy? they’ve made like fifteen of them change the … Continue reading

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day fifty eight – animals I would like as pets

I want a leopard I would name him Leopold to confuse Asians / get me a panda I’d feed him nothing but corn which might well kill him / me buy elephant me ride him to library but me no … Continue reading

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day fifty seven – Mongols, philosophy, and urine

khaaaaaaaaaaan what does Genghis Khan use when he can’t reach something a steppe ladder yo 1up life is a passage through danger to the unknown sort of like Frogger urine luck cry me a river a much nicer saying than … Continue reading

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day fifty six – playwrights

william shakespeare if alive today he would be screaming for help inside his coffin / tennessee williams not from tennessee what else did you lie about? were you even gay?? / arthur miller successful enough to bang Marilyn Monroe way … Continue reading

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day fifty five – the gangsters

back from hiatus! mister Al Capone died crippled by syphilis class act to the end / old Meyer Lansky beat up Nazis in New York that was one tough jew / Charles Luciano Capone got “Lucky” as well hence the … Continue reading

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