Monthly Archives: March 2011

day eighty two – books that suck

when you think he’s dead Jesus comes back at the end like a slasher film / crime is buying it and the punishment would be reading the whole thing / you kids stop that shit! he’s your father for Christs … Continue reading

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haiku review – the book of mormon (the musical, not the actual book [which sucks])

Joseph Smith? LIAR!! Brigham Young? FROG FUCKING C*NT!! but them cats could sing * / *seriously though, it was fucking great.

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day eighty one – smurfs

tell Vanity Smurf he looks exactly the same as all the others /   “Jokey” Smurf? really? you have one goddamn joke and its not funny / I heard Handy Smurf got that nickname from Smurfette know what I mean? … Continue reading

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day eigty – underrated animals

i love pangolins! they’re like the armored halftracks of the wilderness / don’t sell gibbons short their long ass arms will take you to another world / freshwater dolphins not just retarded cousins of the other ones / and a … Continue reading

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day seventy nine – a tribute to Liz Taylor’s films

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf is it a real woolf? cause woolves are always scary even when they girls / / Cat on a Hot Tin Roof poor Maggie the Cat with her giant snowman dad and her gay husband / … Continue reading

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day seventy eight – mystical creatures

I wish gnomes were real I would befriend one of them we could commit crimes / / dragons piss me off sitting on big piles of gold give ME some asshole! / / if I was a sprite I’d drink … Continue reading

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day seventy seven – another band idea, the answer to life the universe and everything, and tip punks

you’ve been warned Aaron Sisterhands that’s a pretty good band name DON’T STEAL IT FROM ME deepest thought ever what it boils down to in the whole grand scheme of things …lost my train of thought tip of the iceberg … Continue reading

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day seventy six – CHALLENGE! apples (?)

Three haikus about apples.  This was the hardest challenge yet, as you can probably tell from the third one, at which point I had pretty much given up.   education three apples high would be a good name for a … Continue reading

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day seventy five – angry muppets, fairy tale theater, and a legendary songstress

bin dweller you want oscar buzz? put a bee in a trash can on Sesame Street primate-ive feelings Beauty and the Beast its a tale as old as time about a love ape dork crystal I miss Crystal Gayle hair … Continue reading

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day seventy four – SHAKESPEARE CHALLENGE

Hamlet’s a good play and also a good name for a tiny girl pig   Coriolanus yes it has “anus” in it get over it dude   Midsummer Nights Dream I think some donkey gets raped thats all I recall

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