Monthly Archives: April 2011

day ninety four – old timey children’s tv characters

hey there Lone Ranger why you wear that mask? you look like a gay raccoon   / Captain Kangaroo had the power to command all marsupials / Howdy Doody’s name also a way to say hi to a piece of … Continue reading

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day ninety three – liz taylor film tribute

I wrote these in tribute to Liz Taylor, because she died. Whos Afraid of Virginia Woolf is it a real woolf? cause woolves are always scary even when they girls Cat on a Hot Tin Roof poor Maggie the Cat with … Continue reading

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fuck you Joffrey

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day ninety two – REVENGE!

I have been on vacation, but I am back to dole out some REVENGE. to the eastern European medical technician who administered my overnight sleep test while watching Fox News and who kept telling me how much he hated Obama, … Continue reading

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day ninety one – D&D monsters that suck

whoa, kuo-toa I’m shakin in my greaves here nice diapers asshole / / gelatinous cube like a big thing of jello except it eats elves / /  xvarts confuse their prey by looking like the singer from AC/DC / … Continue reading

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haiku review – source code

pretty awesome flick exactly like Groundhog Day but with explosions

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day ninety – national “treasures” that suck

hello grand canyon you are like a giant scar on our country’s face / / the Liberty Bell look at that awful thing man the shit is broken! / / National Treasue it’s like The DaVinci Code for fucking retards

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day eighty nine – baseball!

spring fields they say spring training is when the games don’t matter but do they ever? bearsball bears don’t play baseball in fact they don’t even try lazy goddamn bears waste of breath why do we all sing “Take Me … Continue reading

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Sith girl

This kid has the right idea.

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day eighty eight – aliens that I like

E.T. from E.T. he turned on his heart light and touched a young boy   / mama Alien “get away from her you bitch”? that was uncalled for / Diana from “V” she was one mean ass lizard oh spoiler … Continue reading

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