Monthly Archives: September 2011

haiku review – Moneyball

I’ll love any film that renews my desire to punch Joe Morgan

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day one hundred twenty-two – Game of Thrones

Yes, I finally got around to doing this. / / /    Tyrion the Dwarf though he be small in stature hes got a large head Princess Danerys please find some more excuses for her to be nude Joffrey Lannister … Continue reading

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day one hundred twenty-one: religion, foundations, and disambiguation

speak up sonny when i go to church I pray really loud because God is old as fuck rock solid we built this city not so much on rock and roll mostly on sandstone too much to bear bearers of … Continue reading

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day one hundred twenty – story starters, kids today, and polar bears

get their attention Once Upon a Time bad way to start a tale – try “Listen Here You Cunts” salad days in the good old days little kids had more respect and died of smallpox practical save the polar bears! … Continue reading

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day one hundred nineteen – stupid songs from the hippie times

crimson and clover just sounds like the sight of a butchered Irishman magic carpet ride implies muslims are magic thats fucking racist smoke on the water probably about a bong or some dumb ass shit

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day one hundred eighteen – musical instruments that need to be taken down a peg

/ / / / / / / ?  the “grand” piano?? so what, you’re black and shiny so’s Patrick Ewing / while I am at it what is with “piano black”? sounds like a Bond girl / fucking piccolos?? look … Continue reading

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day one hundred seventeen – james bond, the windy city, and general popery

licensed and bonded James Bond is so cool he has a license to kill and is always drunk toddlin’ town I like Chicago just the city, not the band the band sucks goat cock impossible dream if I were the … Continue reading

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day one hundred sixteen – animals, male wisdom, and an unfortunate instruction

pet sounds the cow was like “moo” and the pig was all “oink, oink” both made some good points girl you know it’s true man loves a woman he can’t think of nothin else til he gets hungry thus spaketh … Continue reading

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day one hundred fifteen – three people that have never been in my kitchen

John Ratzenberger you were in Empire Strikes Back and all the Pixars Jason Schwartzman-san is what he’s called in Japan that dumb hipster fuck dear Alex Trebek the question is: do you suck? the answer is yes

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