This whole thing started when my girlfriend, my sister, and our friend were pissed off that I had a week off work with nothing to do. So to punish me they declared that I would have to write three haiku a day by 3PM. Sometimes they would assign me themes if I had writer’s block or they wanted to screw with me.
who the fuck are you?
My name is Skid and I live in New York. Hi!
what the fuck is a haiku?
According to Wikipedia, haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry consisting of 17 moras (which are basically syllables), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. They have a long and fascinating history which I don’t really care about.