what the fuck is this?

This whole thing started when my girlfriend, my sister, and our friend were pissed off that I had a week off work with nothing to do.  So to punish me they declared that I would have to write three haiku a day by 3PM.  Sometimes they would assign me themes if I had writer’s block or they wanted to screw with me.

who the fuck are you?

My name is Skid and I live in New York.  Hi!

what the fuck is a haiku?

According to Wikipedia, haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry consisting of 17 moras (which are basically syllables), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.  They have a long and fascinating history which I don’t really care about.

7 Responses to what the fuck is this?

  1. Craig says:

    Can I use these to teach my high school students about poetry?
    Kids today fuckin’ love F-Bombs.

  2. Dell says:

    And where did you get that great hat? Please make sure your answer is in the form of a haiku.

  3. Dell says:

    Somehow missed posting the real question – When did you start hangong out with a boatload of birds? They look hungry…

  4. Celeste says:

    Dammit, I just emailed this to you, but I need the world to see:

    you sir, are a catch, mon frere.

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