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day one thirty two – just to clarify

The other day Liz challenged me to write three haikus with the phrase “just to clarify” in them. In your face, Liz. just to clarify when a man says you’re pretty he just means your boobs most Russian people are … Continue reading

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day eighty seven – CHALLENGE! – cloud formations

the challenge was to write haikus about cloud formations.  I decided that the person describing the cloud formations is stoned. / cumulonimbus just picture Zeus on them shits yeah fuckin Zeus man / cirrus fibratus I think I see birds … Continue reading

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day seventy six – CHALLENGE! apples (?)

Three haikus about apples.  This was the hardest challenge yet, as you can probably tell from the third one, at which point I had pretty much given up.   education three apples high would be a good name for a … Continue reading

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day seventy four – SHAKESPEARE CHALLENGE

Hamlet’s a good play and also a good name for a tiny girl pig   Coriolanus yes it has “anus” in it get over it dude   Midsummer Nights Dream I think some donkey gets raped thats all I recall

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day sixty six – CHALLENGE! – charlie sheen

I have to admit that when this challenge was issued, I hadn’t really been following any of the Charlie Sheen stuff.  So I just made up some facts about him and then wrote haikus about those facts: / amazing actor … Continue reading

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day forty – challenge! – cities with the letter “x” in them

on this day Liz REALLY wanted to fuck with me for some reason, telling me my haikus had to be about cities with the letter “x” in them. I was about to shoot myself before I remembered Mexico. Mexico City … Continue reading

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day thirty – CHALLENGE!

once again Liz decided to fuck with me by issuing me a challenge!.  this time the rules were I had to write haikus about mold, cookies, and macadamia nuts, without using the words mold, cookies, or macadamia nuts. mold so … Continue reading

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a special message

my girlfriend is doing a “ladies weekend” in New Orleans with two of her friends, and one of them asked me to do a haiku about it.  here you go! girl warning watch out you Cajuns these girls gonna fuck … Continue reading

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day eighteen – alternate universe edition

Liz wanted to fuck with me, so the assigned theme for this day was alternate universes. hey on some parallel earth this right here could be a fully valid haiku I bet that the other me has a kick ass car man … Continue reading

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