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the big 150 – get some, yeh donkeys

romantic love is in the air! oh wait I don’t think that’s love it is ebola at the stoplight pardon me good sir you have any grey poupon? if not then fuck you watch it mister got some mouth on … Continue reading

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day one forty nine or something…you gotta see these haikus. Number three will shock you!!

furry praise Chewbacca’s so great dude has been on fire since his Wookiee season low country hey “The Netherlands” or is it “Holland?” “The Dutch”? pick a fucking name shut up, stupid if you’re not funny or all that interesting … Continue reading

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day one fifty – a haikurricane of savings

adjectivism Bold and Beautiful it’s not just a soap opera it’s also your mom I’m talking to you, Paraguay in the Olympics they should give a medal for the ugliest flag history lesson I guess we won the Spanish American … Continue reading

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day one forty nine – haiku bonanzarama

tale of the grape uh oh look out kids! it’s the Grape Soda Monster! he’ll fucking kill you for the foodies Pizza Hut Pizza is good with one exception if it’s been poisoned genuine offer hey you scratch my back … Continue reading

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day one forty eight, I guess? tonsure, koans, and old sayings

the cruelest cut so why aren’t hair cuts covered by health insurance? fucking Obama / tree mendous tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? ¬†of course you goddamn moron / you sew crazy / stitch in time … Continue reading

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Happy valentimes day stupid

this valentines day give your lover your whole heart Temple of Doom-style chocolates and flowers make a better gift than an infected monkey if you are single just spend this day reflecting while punching hoboes

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day one forty seven – more goddamn haikus

boning up shake rattle and roll sounds like you are describing skeleton wrestling folk off the answer my friend it is blowing in the wind the answer is: flag epitaph let them say of me I died doing what I … Continue reading

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all Manti Te’o, all the time

praying Manti poor Manti Te’o one thing he couldn’t tackle the real goddamn world the choice is yours we have two options the guy’s a world class liar or fucking stupid reality bites she couldn’t be real the dude plays … Continue reading

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day one forty five – THE RETURN OF HAIKUBOY

give creedence big wheel keep turnin Proud Mary keep on burnin because she’s a witch fashion sense look at him up there with those stupid ass red boots fuck you superman victory speech congrats Obama amazing you couldn’t win more … Continue reading

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day one forty three – blood donation, speculative jesus behavior, and changing seasons

damn yankees I donated blood heard some yankee fan got it i want that shit back wwjd what would jesus do? well I bet he wouldn’t wear that stupid bracelet winter is coming summer has left us and with it … Continue reading

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