Category Archives: haiku reviews

haiku review – rise of the planet of the apes

such a good movie had everything I enjoy like for instance apes

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haiku review – source code

pretty awesome flick exactly like Groundhog Day but with explosions

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haiku review – the book of mormon (the musical, not the actual book [which sucks])

Joseph Smith? LIAR!! Brigham Young? FROG FUCKING C*NT!! but them cats could sing * / *seriously though, it was fucking great.

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haiku review – no strings attached

/ is there any way some douchebag can find love with Natalie Portman?

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haiku review – Blue Valentine

pretty damn boring however Michelle Williams still looks good naked* *probably makes it worthwhile.

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haiku review – any Michael Bay Transformers movie

they say Transformers are “more than meets the eye” but not in this damn case

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haiku review – Addams Family Values

it’s pretty darn good but never measures up to MC Hammer’s theme just finished watching this…was there ever a more perfect fusion of artistic vision? NO FUCKING WAY

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haiku review – Reality Bites

oh it bites alright reality bites – BIG TIME movies okay though

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haiku review – Narnia and the Dawn Trader

not a good movie there was no real story and the lion scared me

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haiku review – Morning Glory

I have not seen this movie, nor do I intend to. it’s about t.v. Harrison Ford is in it hope he got paid well

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