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day fifty seven – Mongols, philosophy, and urine

khaaaaaaaaaaan what does Genghis Khan use when he can’t reach something a steppe ladder yo 1up life is a passage through danger to the unknown sort of like Frogger urine luck cry me a river a much nicer saying than … Continue reading

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day six

wild kingdom you can’t fight nature punch a giraffe in the mouth see how far you get Leif me alone pirates are hot now zombies get all the prom dates no love for Vikings aphorism they say “when pigs fly” … Continue reading

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day two

it’s a gas, gas, gas with laser focus I watch Whoopi Goldberg’s hair in Jumpin Jack Flash don’t tell me what to do “catch a falling star” is great advice if you want to be burned and crushed under the … Continue reading

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