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the big 150 – get some, yeh donkeys

romantic love is in the air! oh wait I don’t think that’s love it is ebola at the stoplight pardon me good sir you have any grey poupon? if not then fuck you watch it mister got some mouth on … Continue reading

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day one fifty – a haikurricane of savings

adjectivism Bold and Beautiful it’s not just a soap opera it’s also your mom I’m talking to you, Paraguay in the Olympics they should give a medal for the ugliest flag history lesson I guess we won the Spanish American … Continue reading

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day one forty eight, I guess? tonsure, koans, and old sayings

the cruelest cut so why aren’t hair cuts covered by health insurance? fucking Obama / tree mendous tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? ¬†of course you goddamn moron / you sew crazy / stitch in time … Continue reading

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day one forty seven – more goddamn haikus

boning up shake rattle and roll sounds like you are describing skeleton wrestling folk off the answer my friend it is blowing in the wind the answer is: flag epitaph let them say of me I died doing what I … Continue reading

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all Manti Te’o, all the time

praying Manti poor Manti Te’o one thing he couldn’t tackle the real goddamn world the choice is yours we have two options the guy’s a world class liar or fucking stupid reality bites she couldn’t be real the dude plays … Continue reading

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day one forty three – blood donation, speculative jesus behavior, and changing seasons

damn yankees I donated blood heard some yankee fan got it i want that shit back wwjd what would jesus do? well I bet he wouldn’t wear that stupid bracelet winter is coming summer has left us and with it … Continue reading

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day one forty two – curse words, the other kennedy assassination, and porcupines

curse of the noldor you should never curse it weakens your argument unless you’re a cunt health code violation? bobby kennedy they shot him in a kitchen next to the food?? GROSS ode to the Erethizontidae hello porcupine you look … Continue reading

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day one forty one – einstein, obama, and defiant diabetics

it ain’t rocket science they say that Einstein said “e=mc2″ there’s no way that’s right master detective it took Obama three years to find Bin Laden way to go, Batman bow down hey diabetics dare defy me? you shall pay … Continue reading

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day one forty – sandals, Khaaaaaaan, and shark senses

sand hells hey sandal wearers please invest in some real shoes or else fuck right off khan’t understand Khan in Wrath of Khan clearly read Moby Dick but seemed to miss the point great white white sharks can smell blood … Continue reading

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day one thirty nine – paintings that suck

fuck you smirking at? what was so funny back then illiteracy? way to go Monet you stand too close to this thing it’s a fucking blur wait wait I see it it’s like a ship right? A boat? ah shit … Continue reading

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