Tag: manti te’o

all Manti Te’o, all the time

praying Manti

poor Manti Te’o
one thing he couldn’t tackle
the real goddamn world

the choice is yours

we have two options
the guy’s a world class liar
or fucking stupid

reality bites

she couldn’t be real
the dude plays for Notre Dame
he would have raped her

and a special bonus limerick:

There once was a boy from South Bend
who liked to play games of pretend
he fooled the whole nation
with his girlfriend creation
but he’s the one getting f*cked in the end.