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day one forty nine or something…you gotta see these haikus. Number three will shock you!!

furry praise Chewbacca’s so great dude has been on fire since his Wookiee season low country hey “The Netherlands” or is it “Holland?” “The Dutch”? pick a fucking name shut up, stupid if you’re not funny or all that interesting … Continue reading

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day thirty one – the night a dog stole my dinner

to my girlfriend’s roommate’s dog, who stole the one remaining porkchop off my plate when I turned my back for a fucking second ill-behaved dachshund you pork chop stealing monster EAT A BAG OF DICKS* day at the office this … Continue reading

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day twenty six

monkey shines bought some sea monkeys thought we’d grow old together that did not work out overkill The Empire Strikes Back against a young Mark Hammil seems kind of unfair gliding doesn’t count Batman cannot fly guarantee he wish he … Continue reading

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