all Manti Te’o, all the time

praying Manti

poor Manti Te’o
one thing he couldn’t tackle
the real goddamn world

the choice is yours

we have two options
the guy’s a world class liar
or fucking stupid

reality bites

she couldn’t be real
the dude plays for Notre Dame
he would have raped her

and a special bonus limerick:

There once was a boy from South Bend
who liked to play games of pretend
he fooled the whole nation
with his girlfriend creation
but he’s the one getting f*cked in the end.