day one forty nine or something…you gotta see these haikus. Number three will shock you!!

furry praisechewy

Chewbacca’s so great
dude has been on fire since
his Wookiee season

low country

hey “The Netherlands”
or is it “Holland?” “The Dutch”?
pick a fucking name

shut up, stupid

if you’re not funny
or all that interesting
at least be quiet